Hippie

Hippie was a member of the House of Commons, The Council, and the Royal Thano Army. He was also one of the most active, trusted, and influential members of Thanostan.

Hippie is an American from the east coast, he gained the name *Pancakes* during the early days of Thanostan due to the fact that his name sounded like a type of pancake. He along with Scrag is a supporter of Thanoism, and is well known for creating the Ballon Cult, gathering intelligence during the Elastic Yard Fowl War, and being one of the greatest members to ever join.

Famous quotes include: "My cun gets stuck in my ballon", "My ballon is tingling", "Help my ballong is stuck", See Pika is hard with my ballon, Mike's mom is a midget", "Don’t you hate it when the Christmas tree breaks after making love to it", and "Get midget fied".